T-Rex: People say to never meet your heroes, but they're just jealous of all the hero-meeting you're doing.
T-Rex: It's fine!

T-Rex: It's totally fine!

T-Rex: Listen, I've met Bill Shakespeare - most people call him "William", but we're close like that - and it hasn't lowered my esteem for his plays and sonnets or whatever! Dude knows his way around a quill. And so what if I've seen him depressed or drunk or vomiting into his own pants while depressed and drunk??

T-Rex: We've all done it.
Utahraptor: Have we? Has Shakespeare??

T-Rex: He's just SOME GUY, Utahraptor. Imagine the average person, make him good at writing down rhyming ideas or whatever, and bam: there's Shakespeare. Just keep your heroes off a pedestal and you'll be fine! Just always imagine every one of them depressed, pulling out their pants to drop a sad vom in 'em.

T-Rex: After he vomed in his pants he said "Forsooth" and took off his pants and asked if I wanted them.
T-Rex: Reader, I did!!