T-Rex: So there were men in the 50s who could, thanks to the absence of pervasive surveillance, facial recognition, and social media, lead double lives!
T-Rex: These guys had TWO different families in TWO different cities!!
Dromiceiomimus: Honestly, it just seems like a lot of work.
T-Rex: RIGHT? SO much work. Like I like my family fine, but not enough to say "you know what I need? Twice of this."
Dromiceiomimus: "Ooh, and could you make sure it's at great trouble and expense and risk, please?"
Utahraptor: Don't give up! If you want to lead a double life you still can!
T-Rex: Not easily!
Utahraptor: No, not easily. But was going to the moon and back "easy"? Was eradicating smallpox "easy"? WAS WINNING WORLD WAR II "EASY"?? The most worthwhile things aren't EASY, friend!
T-Rex: So if I understand you, I should harness the might of nations...
T-Rex: ...in order to be on the hook for twice as many Christmas presents in disparate cities? Really? That's the endgame here??
Off panel: We shall gift them on the beaches
