T-Rex: Welp, I'm not getting any younger.
T-Rex: Thanks to the relentless march of time and whatnot!
T-Rex: Time for me to TAKE OVER THE WORLD already!
Dromiceiomimus: I'm not ENTIRELY certain things would be improved if you were a supreme global dictator, buddy.
T-Rex: Oh PLEASE. I'm not talking about anything so PEDESTRIAN as mere DICTATORSHIP. I'm talking SUPERVILLAIN plots: building secret floating bases, digging to the Earth's core to hold it hostage, living forever, that sort of thing!
Utahraptor: Sounds impossible, bud!
T-Rex: See, that's what *I* thought!!
T-Rex: But then I did a ton of research and it turns out there's ACTUAL SCIENTISTS doing ACTUAL SCIENCE on all of these problems and they're not NEARLY as impossible as they seem! In fact, all I need to pull them off is a MERE 55,485,551,900 dollars!
Utahraptor: I can offer you $12.55.
Narrator: BUT SOON:
T-Rex: Utahraptor! I spent your money on chicken wings!!
T-Rex and off panel: World domination is HARD
