T-Rex: Time was we all called male chickens "cocks", until the puritans were like "wow THAT makes me blush and feel CRAZY downstairs, let's call 'em roosters instead!"
T-Rex: And we all just went along with it!!
T-Rex: And so now it sounds even RUDER because it's such a deliberate choice to call 'em cocks, so people look at you funny! The puritans WON, Dromiceiomimus!!
Dromiceiomimus: "Rooster" does sound like a pretty obvious euphemism, now that you mention it.
T-Rex: Right?? "They roost, let's call it that instead!"
Utahraptor: So what, you're gonna call them "cocks" now to show that you don't let ANYONE boss YOUR language around?
T-Rex: YEP.
T-Rex: Call me rude if you must, but to me they are cocks!! Just a bunch of cocks walking around! Cocks as far as the eye can see!
Utahraptor: The word "hero" gets thrown around a lot these days, but in this case I think it applies.
T-Rex: My friend: THANK YOU.
Narrator: LATER, T-REX DOESN'T ACTUALLY SEE CHICKENS THAT OFTEN, SO COMPLETELY FORGETS HIS PLAN UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE:
T-Rex: Wow, look at that! Roosters as far as the eye can see!
T-Rex: WAIT
T-Rex: DAMN IT
T-Rex: COCKS