T-Rex: How come it's not cool to have stories with morals at the end anymore? Are we too ironic and COOL to appreciate a story that, you know, just straight-out tells you what to believe?
T-Rex: Seriously! How comes?
T-Rex: I liked it when you read a story and you knew that at the end, the moral would be spelled out for you in the last sentence, so you'd be sure you didn't miss anything. Does slow and steady win the race? Can this be clarified in the conclusion somehow?
Utahraptor: You're saying you wish more literature was like fairy tales?
T-Rex: I guess so!
Utahraptor: Well, instead of complaining about stories you don't like, why not write some that you do?
T-Rex: YES! And we'll have a "story off" where we write stories and compete with each other!
Utahraptor: Okay. I guess that's what I'm going to spend my life doing today.
Narrator: AT THE "STORY OFF":
Off panel: Once upon a time there was a bashful cat named "Neutron". He had so many fingers.
T-Rex: ADD A LOVE INTEREST!
Off panel: It's my turn right now, T-Rex!
T-Rex: MY STORY HAS TWO LOVE INTERESTS
