T-Rex: There is a lawyer dude who has plastered the city's telephone poles and bus shelters with ads proclaiming "QUICK DIVORCE! $300". And there's always about 2 or 3 of the little phone numbers from the bottom taken!
T-Rex: Ouch for modern marriages!
T-Rex: I took one, but that was simply because I saw the HILARIOUS PRANK POSSIBILITIES of leaving one in a married friend's wallet. But then I had an EVEN BETTER idea! Next to each of his divorce fliers, I put up my own that say "QUICK MARITAL BLISS! $295.95". Hah hah! It is PUBLIC SPACE ART and it also makes bus shelters less depressingly pro-quick-divorce!
Dromiceiomimus: Nice!
Utahraptor: So what happens when people start to call you, T-Rex?
T-Rex: What?
Utahraptor: What happens when people start to call you? They'll probably be expecting some quick marital bliss for their $295.95!
T-Rex: I, um - I hadn't thought of that. I was too impressed with having an actual good idea for an art project to think about "consequences"!
Narrator: LUCKILY, T-REX DISCOVERS A SURE-FIRE WAY TO TURN $295.95 INTO QUICK MARITAL BLISS!
Multiple off-panel voices: Thanks, T-Rex!! You've saved our sucky marriage once again!
T-Rex: Hah hah!
T-Rex: How perfectly PROFITABLE.
